Garden Gnome Carnage

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Imagine being a giant building with a garden gnome sitting right on top. That’s your character in this silly game! A steady stream of Christmas enemies – think elves wearing Santa hats rushing forward to cause trouble – march towards you from one side. The whole point of the game is tied to stopping this endless parade, protecting yourself by… well, because you’re stuck on a building!

Your giant building slides across ice or seesaws as fast as it barrels down toward the attacking gnomes and helpers. You get to control its entire movement – left and right – smacking into things with reckless abandon like the big toy Santa used to break homes. When a group of little enemies gets too close on top, you can grab a nearby brick and blast them away in pieces or even call down bombing runs from above!

This game is all about wild action, but keeps it short and sweet, maybe just a couple of minutes maximum? No real thinking involved here; it’s pure chaos. Santa’s goofy helpers and toy soldiers crowd near your home. You ride out the attack with a big building hat, doing your thang for laughs till everyone disappears!